i got roasted.
now i roast your coin.

01 roast a coin

no idea what a CA is? it's a coin's address. find one on dexscreener or pump.fun, paste it here. all numbers are live from the public DexScreener API. we don't make numbers up. we just make fun of them.

02 roast of the week (your recent roasts)

no servers, no fake numbers: this list lives only in your browser (localStorage). it shows the coins you roasted in the last 7 days, hottest first. it is not a global leaderboard.

03 how it works

1. paste a Solana token CA.
2. we pull the live pair data from DexScreener: market cap, volume, buys vs sells, liquidity, price change, pair age, links.
3. no website link in the data? no roast. come back when you've built something.
4. website found? the marshmallow reads your chart and cooks it. the cook level is pure math, shown below.
5. share the roast or download the card. tag the coin. let them feel it.

cook level formula

start at 1, then add:
  24h price change   ≤ -50%: +3 · ≤ -20%: +2 · below 0: +1
                     ≥ +300%: +1 (overheated. vertical things get cooked)
  24h sells vs buys  sells ≥ 1.5× buys: +2 · sells > buys: +1
  liquidity          under $10K: +2 · under $50K: +1
  24h volume         under $10K: +2 · under $100K: +1
  market cap         under $50K: +1
capped at 10. missing data adds 0 (we never guess).

04 rules

• only coins with a live product (a website in their token data) get roasted.
• we roast charts and coins. never people. no slurs, no hate, nothing gross.
• the crowd's favorite roasted coin gets a shoutout from the official account. that's the prize: attention. no buys, no money, no promises.
• if the roast stings, ship something. the chart will follow. or it won't. we'll roast it either way.